“But it was a nice punch.”

Keeps sticking his head in the toilet, luckily he is smart enough to flush first, cause he loves whipping his wet hair around. Heard screaming, found feet off the floor, head in toilet, arms trying to hold himself up on seat.  If I wasn’t afraid of him drowning, I would of grabbed my camera.  It scared him, so we are hoping we have reached the end of self swirlies.   

When he wants to do something sneaky he says, “Go Away!”

When he’s hungry instead of saying “I’m hungry, can I have some cereal?”  He says “My tummy is rumbly” or “My tummy not full yet”.